Common > jokes we hear :) 

20:45 [Pennzoil]   ?
20:47 [Pennzoil] is there really no   on?
20:47 [Vampyres] to [Pennzoil]
20:49 [Da Best]
20:55 [Tarpinator] jesus..3could not read
20:57 [Pennzoil] private [ combat ] son... are you able to heal?
20:57 [Tarpinator]
20:57 [Tarpinator] 5could not read
20:57 [Tarpinator] omg
20:57 [Tarpinator] i give up
20:58 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator]   sounds like a nonprofitable deal
20:58 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] ill try once more :d
21:01 [Tarpinator] finally
21:01 [Tarpinator]   lost about 12cr
21:01 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator]   good man
21:02 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] rofl whats good there
21:02 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] that you learnt not to make bad deals again
21:04 [combat] to [Tarpinator] lol, omg
21:05 [Tarpinator]   15intelect and 5could not read im doomed
21:05 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   That's why you use intelligence potions when healing :D
21:06 [Tarpinator] to [combat]   i dont go to drainage
21:06 [combat] to [Tarpinator] lol :O
21:06 [combat] to [Tarpinator] lol :O
24.05.09 21:09   "combat" cured "Pennzoil" minor injuries
21:11 [Tarpinator] to [combat]   stop stealing my job
21:12 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   29 intellect is better than 15
21:13 [Tarpinator] to [combat] i need cr more than u
21:13 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   Who ever said i needed cr
21:14 [Tarpinator] to [combat] :crying:
21:15 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] he just needed one try, even as he didnt charge for it - he made more profit than you did
21:16 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] :ponder:
21:16 [Tarpinator] k ill just sit here and wait my desert set :D
21:16 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] you made a total profit of -24 cr (6 cr for the cure, 6 tries = 6x5cr = 30 cr) he made a profit of -5 cr
21:17 [combat] :laugh:
21:18 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] xD
21:19 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] so the next time you wanna do some good business you could give 10 cr to combat and 1 scroll, take 6 cr from the one who needs a cure - this way you'll just lose 9 cr instead of 24 :D
21:19 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] everyone's a winner :D
21:20 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] xD

lol:D!

20:45 [Pennzoil] :doc2:   ?
20:47 [Pennzoil] is there really no :doc2:   on?
20:55 [Tarpinator] jesus..3could not read
20:57 [Tarpinator]:cry:
20:57 [Tarpinator] 5could not read
20:57 [Tarpinator] omg
20:57 [Tarpinator] i give up
20:58 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator]   sounds like a nonprofitable deal
20:58 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] ill try once more :d
21:01 [Tarpinator] finally
21:01 [Tarpinator]   lost about 12cr
21:01 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator]   good man
21:02 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] rofl whats good there
21:02 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] that you learnt not to make bad deals again
21:04 [combat] to [Tarpinator] lol, omg
21:05 [Tarpinator]   15intelect and 5could not read im doomed
21:05 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   That's why you use intelligence potions when healing :D
21:06 [Tarpinator] to [combat]   i dont go to drainage
21:06 [combat] to [Tarpinator] lol :O
24.05.09 21:09   "combat" cured "Pennzoil" minor injuries
21:11 [Tarpinator] to [combat]   stop stealing my job
21:12 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   29 intellect is better than 15
21:13 [Tarpinator] to [combat] i need cr more than u
21:13 [combat] to [Tarpinator]   Who ever said i needed cr
21:14 [Tarpinator] to [combat] :crying:
21:15 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] he just needed one try, even as he didnt charge for it - he made more profit than you did
21:16 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] :ponder:
21:16 [Tarpinator] k ill just sit here and wait my desert set :D
21:16 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] you made a total profit of -24 cr (6 cr for the cure, 6 tries = 6x5cr = 30 cr) he made a profit of -5 cr
21:17 [combat] :laugh:
21:18 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] xD
21:19 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] so the next time you wanna do some good business you could give 10 cr to combat and 1 scroll, take 6 cr from the one who needs a cure - this way you'll just lose 9 cr instead of 24 :D
21:19 [Pennzoil] to [Tarpinator] everyone's a winner :D
21:20 [Tarpinator] to [Pennzoil] xD

lol:D!

ahaha thats some poker style thinking man =)

xD actually u need to delete the names

10:24 [level2] private [ Sherlock-Warlock ] hi man can you heal me?
10:25 [Sherlock-Warlock] private [ seferr ] no
10:25 [level2] private [ Sherlock-Warlock ] you paladins were very bad

09:48 [Commentator] to [zerroherro] joke: New Russian in Swiss bank: - Brothers, can you trust me 100 bucks for a year? - With pleasure. 3% annual interest. You should leave something as a deposit. - No problem. My Mercedes is at your parking. Here are the keys...One year later: - Brothers, here are 103 bucks, give me my car back. - Sure. May we ask you why did you need 100 dollars? - Where else can I find a secure car park for 3 bucks?!

    (05.02.10 23:56)  

Some characters mixing up )

23:46 [heavymetalborn] to [Yuki Pyrozanryu] Go Mad For Banana's, Ellara and Defekc used to not like me especially ( Terex helped me out alot though
23:46 [Yuki Pyrozanryu] to [heavymetalborn] Ellara is old friend, Aurax and Lost in Code, I hate Titan 7 alot though
23:48 [Yuki Pyrozanryu] to [heavymetalborn] And Soul Survivor is practically my brother he loves me so much
23:48 [heavymetalborn] to [Yuki Pyrozanryu]   I never liked Titan )   I don't know much about Aurax or Lost In Code   Me and Ellara get along now though :laugh:

    (06.02.10 14:57)  

[xxx] to [xxx] laugh laugh laugh
[xxx] to [xxx] laugh laugh laugh not
[xxx] to [xxx] of course :laugh: laugh :laugh:
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    (10.03.10 22:10)  

lol )

digging around the forum, finding this - nice

Yeha..quite funny

Боже мой!! да что тут такое?????