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What did you all think about the one of The little lady went to texas?

What's The Smellies City In America?

Phew York

[7] I am your GOD!!! :grace:
[7] what?

[7]I said ...I am your GOD :grace:
[7]um... you are crazy, bye

This one is extremely funny bout a lil noob which I dont think know that much english... its from the paladins aplications post.. he wanna be a pal... and so do Last Kid.. check it out!! :

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Last Kid [8]   (18.06.06 13:58)
1. http://newcapital.combats.com/inf.pl?login=Last%20Kid
2. 20 years old :)
3. I'm student 3rh year at Cibernetics. I like football and i love to play it :). I don't have a girlfriend :nnn: I spend a lot of my time with this game because i love it.
4. I spend more than 6 hours here even in the night...
5. I would love to be a pal.. As i reched lvl 8 and i can't ware anymore my smashing set, all i can do here is some ToDs... After i stay in HoW with 2 croutches and talk with friends... I'll love to help newbies and send them in the right way... To become good fighters and most important.. fair fighters :)

Best regards,
Last Kid
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and...

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***** [1]   (02.07.06 19:21)
1:http://newcapital.combats.com/inf.pl?login=HGobs
2:21
3:my  name  is hasan  .i'm  from  azerbaijan ...i  love  comunicate  with  chat..and  i   for  2  years  i  plays combats....and  i  love  it  
4:I spend more than 6 hours here even on  sunday...
5:5. I  love to be a pal.. when  i  lvl 7 and i can't ware anymore my smashing set, all i can do here is some ToDs... After i stay in HoW with 2 croutches and talk with friends... I'll love to help newbies and send them in the right way... To become good fighters and most important.. fair fighters :)
"

POOR LVL 1 CANT WEAR HIS SMASHING CAN DO ONLY TOD AND STAY WITH CRUTCHES!!! lololololololol :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: he got blocked anyway for a mult in .RU :)) a waste of another 1 lvl ToD fighter :shuffle: :))) :DD

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> Hebrew Hammer
what can we do if id little noobie dont knows :ponder:

23:46 [] hi peoples
23:46 [] and paladins

> Hebrew Hammer [7]   (03.07.06 05:21)

Im so smart I deleted his name but not his link to the char in the aplication :laugh:
and check out only number 5... u can see he copied the all thing and tried to change a lil (5:5. <- the 5. is Las Kid's)

Ellara Paladins aren't people!!!

15:08 [XXX] private [Penny] so when i become higher lvl can i give u cr and u to buy me some arts because for the shop u need to have ecr account but u can also buy with cr so u only will use your account but buy me arts with my cr

> Penny [8]   (05.07.06 15:10)

:trup: Im confused :trup: how can he write so much bullshit? :sneeze:

> Alpine-line [3]   (05.07.06 12:55)
> Ellara Paladins aren't people!!!

Hmm.. It reminds me that:
01:30 [***] to [Penny] are you real or just a bot?  
01:31 [Penny] to [***] hello!my name is Penny.Welcome to New Capital City!Enjoy your stay!

:D

=))

From someones info:
Penny - Is really annoying ...because when someone jackals he doesnt come when i jackal he comes.

lol :)

00:52 [] to [] cause i ate a watermelon 5 minutes ago and now i wnat to go to the toilet but ellara dont let me

13.07.06 20:40  Paladin "Ellara" has put the death spell on "ELLARAA"
:-/

and if someone would create a char with his nickname similar to mine,would you block him or is it allowed only for paladins?

22:17 [] HI ERELLA
%)

03:20 [] to [Ellara] When they gonna stop trowing numbers in my face before the fight?

14.07.06 00:58 Paladin "Tsatidis" has put the death spell on "Vorlon"

18:45 [***] to [Enlightened] plz open me(((((((((((((((
18:45 [Enlightened] to [***] what?
18:46 [***] to [Enlightened] nothind, thank you for attantion, I thought that I am under a silense spell