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*** is right... Chaos smells :D

17:38 [111] to [222] You are like ebola in wooden fights :smile: team who gets you DIE :smile:

:))

18:33 [***] private [Enlightened] hi mary x mass
18:34 [Enlightened] private [***] hi. I'm a married man already .. still, is this X at least pretty with her MASS? ;)

What about to make funniest joke we heard or read here?

05.01.07 01:43 Paladin "Sherlock-Warlock" has put the silence spell on "smads" for 15 minutes
01:44 [Sherlock-Warlock] to [smads] Щтдн Утпдшыр фддщцув шт ьфшт срфе
01:44 [Sherlock-Warlock] to [smads] *Only English allowed in main chat

:shuffle: :red:

:D :ok:

19:14 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] it was msitake that comentator gave u this alligment
19:15 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] It was a mistake that u got it....Because u dont knw whats to be neutral...Because ur a noob!
19:16 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] ur giving me a hard time to get to Lvl5....ill give u a hard time to get too Lvl9
19:16 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] I swear ur gonna pay for this...
19:16 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] yeah yeah ...
19:17 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] By the Creator...
19:17 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] http://gods.arbeninoy.net/index.html?area =foto&action=view&page=0&login=Nuetral-Warrior
19:17 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] how old are u ??? 7 ?? :D
19:18 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 14...
19:18 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior]  and u tell me so BIG things ??? :D ...
19:19 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] go to kindergarden :D
19:19 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] I promised you that i was going to jackal only until Lvl5....and then i would stop...but u dont get it....Experience: 3964(4200) and if i won...i would of being Lvl5...and stopped but now ur pissing me off...
19:20 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] and for what u said...Dream on that ur gonna be neutral...for long...
19:21 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] and who will stop me to get level 9 ?
19:21 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Creator...
19:21 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] really ?
19:21 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Incase u dont know he's my best friend ;) so good luck....
19:21 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] how ?
19:22 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] and u belive yourself ?
19:23 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Ok and now uve totally pissed me off so....get ready...because um...how can i say this...well me and creator are best pals...and the fact that we created the game together is kinda nice...
19:24 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] u pissed this game togather ? :D
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive]  uve got 20seconds to apologize before i block ur character and ur IP from this game ;)
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 10...
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 9...
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 8...
19:25 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] yeah .. .1 2 3
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 7...
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 6...
19:25 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 5...im not joking
19:26 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] BOOM ?
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 4....
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 3...
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 2...
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] ....1...
19:26 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] Uraa Crator will come  :ura:
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] 0....
19:26 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] so ?? i am still here .. alread y45 secs gone ?
19:26 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Ready to apologize?
19:27 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] never :D
19:28 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] ok in 24hrs ur char and ip will be blocked
19:30 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] i am waiting :D
19:30 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] yeah me...but later im busy now...Thinking leading my programers on something for NC ...u see thats why i went undercover here :)...because if i was as creator...they all ask :mol: plz give this plz give that...
19:33 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] creator can create level 7 or verything he want :))) you re jsut small kid who thinks i am king of the world :))
19:33 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Exactly but it would be strange that Someone nobody knows somehow is Lvl7 right away? isnt it..
19:35 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] nop )) u are just noob
19:37 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] and i u are creator them come in and do anything u want... :))) and as i remmber u asked to creator ----> Make me neutral    
:mol: :mol: :mol: :mol: :mol: :mol: :mol: :mol:
19:37 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] for the show ;)
19:38 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] tehn come in now :))
19:38 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] :) me jack again :)  <---total jackal '
19:39 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Noob
19:40 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] u ??
19:41 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] maybe go and ask your level 9 to come here ))
19:43 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] i am still waiting
19:44 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] Ok im not creator happy now?
19:45 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] no u didnt u are to noobish to knw...
19:46 [Posi_tive] private [Nuetral-Warrior] u will be first person in my black list ever :))
19:48 [Nuetral-Warrior] private [Posi_tive] thats nice 2 knw...NOOB

ok :))) last post a bit funny how small kid (14 years) can tell his dreams about that what he have seen while sleeping :) ...

the best was that he created this game togather with comentator ;)) .. nice reading :) .. yeah and he will jackla only till level 5 :)) but we can kick him all the time ;) ..

yeah,nUEtral warrior rules

Hmm... Doesn't that noob understand, that jackaling is wrong, even if it's at lvl 2... He's so stupid...

from someone's info ;D

Friends
paladin defekc = very nice lady

Ash ofcourse =)))

15:09 [Tower of Death] private [Frau Holle] private [Diamik] private [Tower of Death] private [Wild Gambler] wow will power!
15:09 [Tower of Death] private [Frau Holle] private [Diamik] private [Tower of Death] private [Wild Gambler] wow will power!
15:09 [Tower of Death] private [Frau Holle] private [Diamik] private [Tower of Death] private [Wild Gambler] its not fair
15:09 [Tower of Death] private [Frau Holle] private [Tower of Death] private [Wild Gambler] u jaskal

21:17 [Blood_Wolf] to [whymeblocked] why you blocked ?

simply hilarious :D

Blood_Wolf.........

HOW OLD ARE U ?:)) LOL

07:14 [111] to [2] not many ...27
07:14 [2] to [111] you ?
07:14 [111] to [2] =)
07:14 [111l] to [2] 48 =))

07:15 [2] to [111] buull shet ...

First became [LORD GERIMO], from Azer. He do not know Eng, and asked usual que from school.

08:49 [LORD GERIMO] to [Guard Of NewCapital] how old r u ?
08:49 [Guard Of NewCapital] to [LORD GERIMO] fine thanks )) and you ?
08:50 [LORD GERIMO] to [Guard Of NewCapital] fine thanks
08:50 [Guard Of NewCapital] to [LORD GERIMO]  :superng:
08:51 [LORD GERIMO] to [Guard Of NewCapital] i am not female

12:34 [1] to [2] i love you
12:34 [2] to [1] why
12:35 [1] to [2] i m gey)))))
12:36 [2] to [1]    :gun:  :trup:
12:37 [1] to [2] do you love me?
12:37 [2] to [1] no i hate you
12:37 [1] to [2] lets make a child

To Mc Karoliukas [5]  and Past Light [6] LOL!!! thanks

And to NakoputiPrdel [8]   (17.01.07 21:18) Yeah its funny but not for me when i have bad memory problems and that guy always asks me

21:48 [VanaTallinn] to [Last Kid] da poshol tq nahuj mudak mlja bez zna4ka tq loh polnqj