Common > jokes we hear :) 

and now a none combats joke which took me forever to find again... a jewish joke :) it's not racism ;) it's long but worth reading ;)

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains
to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages on his body and limbs, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of
God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read
to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek.
So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul.And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start. :/"

:))

23:11 [Bird Man] can any1 give me 2 wooden crutches??? please

23:11 [*****_****] to [Bird Man] how?

02:26 [~pal~] to [~8th-lvl~] please stop transfering money to me

lol this ain't something ppl are saying every day :D

> Hebrew Hammer

hahaha

> slliper [8]   (22.07.06 14:07)

its funny yo u only cause u know who's the "[~8th-lvl~]" is :wink: :D

> Hebrew Hammer

HAHAHAHAHAHA

15:38 [] private [Ellara] can you carry me to the hall of warriors???
(lvl 2 injured on central)

18:09 [] private [Ellara] dear paladin penny i have injury please help me i cant fight

do I really look like Penny? :shuffle:

> slliper [8]   (23.07.06 00:19)
> > Hebrew Hammer
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHA

yes. "very lol" (c)

Low Power

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA  

HAHA

:doc2:?

23:44 [1111] were attacked by the vampire "222" who drank all your energy  noob  :laugh:

23:44 [222] to [1111] shut up dinner

This was funny :))

03:44 [xxx] to [Raven Jr] have u a low lvl player to fight me ?

16:41 [111] private [222] maybe when he said me sorry I will excuse him, am I right XXX?
16:42 [111] private [222] it wasn't for u
16:42 [111] private [222] don't read it

))

20:48 [XXX] private [Penny] not fanny!
20:49 [Penny] private [XXX] you are right,its Penny!

14:31 [Pal 1] to [Pal 2] Dear Paladin.. Can you tell me please where is the bathroom?
14:32 [Pal2] to [Pal1] unfortunately we don't have bathrom here (( but you can do your things at waterfalls :D
14:34 [Pal1] to [Pal2] Sorry Dear Paladin but at Waterfalls are one lady and i'm shy... Can i do it on my pants?
14:35 [Pal2] to [Pal1] it's not a good idea... but i can sell you a pail ! :D
14:36 [Pal2] to [Pal1] btw what's the ladys name? :>
14:36 [Pal1] to [Pal2] Dear Paladin.. Sorry for warning you but trading is not allowed here. I don't know the lady's name... but she look hot..
14:40 [Pal2] to [Pal1] i will go check it out at night ;)

lol Bloodgaurd :ok:

13:01 [demonikum] to [Feather] i wanna play and ask when it can be posibled if you blocked me char im not have char to play this is me char another char you can delete if you want . but me need one char
13:02 [demonikum] to [Feather] are you understand

13:01 [111] to [Pal] i wanna play and ask when it can be posibled if you blocked me char im not have char to play this is me char another char you can delete if you want . but me need one char
13:02 [111] to [Pal] are you understand