Common > jokes we hear :) 

:D

heres 2 jokes...

1. http://newcapital.combats.com/inf.pl?login=Blood_Wolf

2. http://newcapital.combats.com/inf.pl?login=Nghiadia_Vedem

FC cheats:
http://newcapital.combats.com/forum.pl?id=1156507211&n=index

A man has an idea one day and goes and gets a tatoo of a 50 note on his penis.
When he gets home his wife asks "why on earth have you done that?"
The man looks at her and replies
"1. I like to see how my money grows,
2. I like to play with my money, and 3. next time you want to blow 50 quid you can stay at home and do it!"

18:59 [XXXXX] private [Last Samurai] kick me plz
got it in a wooden fight 20 guys vs me :laugh: what do u say ? should i kick him?

Interests / hobby:
My Boyfriends:
*** <=== we share a pc, so please don't block us

From someone's Info

My girl - A True Legend

Yeah your right, that guy is a joke :laugh:

Joke is ..that u r my girl.

Interests / hobby:
I can loan you money if you like pm me...
my loan rulez:
minimum 10 cr
max loan lvl x 10cr
1% interest a day
max 30 days
cant have chaos

05:20 [xxxx] accept my acception

up =)

0pac

23:34 [xxxx] private [Guard Of NewCapital] can you take off chaos for a min, i want to sell something and buy something fast,please,its betwen life and death?

/citate from info/

...

FOR SELL:

Good guys                          Good girls
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mitrofanich                          Suffrage
San-Sanych                        
monster-muncher                  
Quad_damage
vlasya
hernancrespo
WOLFRAIDER
Hrip
Maveric
Ex forgiven
DrOleg
H a Y
BISKOT
Substance
Kanaplev
Thess

NakoPutiprdel

ROFL Prostitution.

Sorry what I wrote to nako was for Sherlock :)

00:48 [1] Ho pisat in the private?
00:48 [2] to [1] no we don't piss in private
00:50 [combat] to [2]  Why you piss in public?
00:51 [2] to [combat] I don't he want to piss in private
00:52 [combat] to [2]  Same, I piss in private as well, never do it in public
00:53 [2] to [combat] but if you speak english you can piss in public
00:56 [combat] to [2]  Piss English style in public, other styles are allowed only in private
00:58 [2] to [combat] piss english or go in private!!!  :DD

beggars time

23:59 [KOREYANA] pri vate [kingstar2004] present amulet 210 hp for our clan and forget this,

=))

lol