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Interests / hobby:
i like to play combats, play combats,play combats, play combats,play combats, play combats,play combats, play combats,play combats, play combats,play combats, play combats, iam so sad

Whats the diffrence between your mom and a bus....a pound and a couple of wheels.

18:22 [xxx] private [Raven Jr] Do you have any silence spells you could transfer to me? Plz

18:22 [xxx] private [Raven Jr] Do you have any silence spells you could transfer to me? Plz
18:22 [Raven Jr] private [xxx] nope
18:23 [xxx] private [Raven Jr] Who could give me some?

I have silence spell on and Major Injury 12h

[xxxx] private [King-Of-Shadows] Join group!

19:29 [xxxxx]  I bet 30 cr on portugal and got 30 cr back

([Lonely] Not real nick)
[Lonely] People im lonely...

How did captain hook die? (From The Movie/StoryPeter Pan)

He picked his nose with the wrong hand...

There was a little old lady from a small town in America, who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge café and said to the waitress, who tool her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never seen anything as big as the hotel or her suite before.
 Everything's big in Texas, ma'am, 'said the waitress.
The coffee came in the biggest cup the old lady had ever seen.
 I told you, ma'am, that everything is big in Texas, said the waitress.
On her way back to her suite, the lady got lost in the vast corridors. She opened the door of a darkend room and fell into an enormous swimming-pool.
 Please, she screamed. Don't Flush it!!!

Author:
King-Of-Shadows ;)

ToD (Tower of Death)

Unfortunately, you are unable to take part in this tournament. Only levels 6 to 8 can qualify.

Only levels 6 to 8 can qualify. So they mean Lvl9 cant enter ToD?

Author:
King-Of-Shadows ;)

01:28 [****] private [slliper] full DS is wooden?

:D

:)))

> Only levels 6 to 8 can qualify. So they mean Lvl9 cant enter
> ToD?


9+ levels can't enter ToD, it's realy.

Only in russian versions capital city... their ToD is for 9-10th lvl

> Temple Helper

their ToD is 8-10
and emerald's 6-10 :)

Battle coment :D

16:41 1 (6-6) Vs. 99 (2-5) (**** [6]) Vs. (group not yet assembled)  Fight starts in 6.2 min., timeout 3 min. (ALL WOOD ONLY ME FULL)

20:16 [xxx] private [As Clear As Water] ohh ok thx anyhow

> Ellara

Sorry...

22:52 [111] to [2222] i see hi recoved one time hes total bot!

:confused:

17:23 [333] to [444]  :agree: you are good fight

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