Common > jokes we hear :) 

from ru bk:
[xxx] to [xxx] omg! tarman! u r so cool! u r reliable to become paladin!
...;-)

RUS FC:
[xxx] i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes...
[xxx] i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes i need silence spell scroll for 30 minutes...
Tarman zzz has put silence spell on xxx for 30 minutes

[xxx] to [КроВавый Админ] Hi!
[xxx] to [КроВавый Админ] Are incvizitros recruits of tarmans??
(no offence paladins)
[xxx] to [Geneva] hi!please mae me tarman! erm..or at least put the chaos spell of.

[xxx](level 0) to [Tarman zzz] hey! y cant i go 2 central square????
[T] to [x] when ull de higher lvl ill let u go:)
[x] to [T] ok!ow much i have 2 wait??
[T] to [x] untill ur so big and handsome like Мусорщик!
[x] to [T] but who is musorchikk???

Haha lets vote for the funniest joke! :D

My favorite:

"18:17 [***] to [Arachnophobia] how em i soppoused to know where my opponment hit me if the word is censored?"

(by Arachnophobia)
:) :laugh:

15:00 [] to [Ellara] Is it possible to change text colour without to make an new character?

21:54 [] to [Ellara] when will i go to other class?

> Ellara [8]   (12.07.05 21:55)
> 21:54 [] to [Ellara] when will i go to other class?

Wouldn't say its funny, in many games like this your character changes classes.

15:05 [mameca] private [HisInfernalMajesty13] can u answer a question, or r u a bot?

HisInfernalMajesty13 [7]   (13.07.05 15:06)
15:05 [mameca] private [HisInfernalMajesty13] can u answer a question, or r u a bot?

You win my vote=)

14:27 15 (2-21) Vs. 15 (2-21) (xxx [2]) Vs. (*** [2], +++ [2])  Fight starts in 4.3 min., timeout 3 min. (PLEASE DON'T KILL ME)

Look at the comment of fight =)

15:00 [1] to [2] can I ask you  question???
15:00 [2] to [1] You have already asked..
15:00 [1] to [2] can I ask you one more question???
15:00 [2] to [1] That was the second question...

hey people, what u write here are not jokes. people just don't know anything about dis game and u r laughing at em. lols

> Eversio

well some of them come here when they are "older" and laugh too.

I asked not to post nicknames... we laugh at phrases, not at people who said that.

22:59 [---] to [Arachnophobia] how do i win easy

> Arachnophobia [7]   (15.07.05 23:00)
> 22:59 [---] to [Arachnophobia] how do i win easy

i just don't get what's funny about it. it seems like ur sence of humour is messed up

00:12 [Ellara] private [Leah] 00:09 [....] private [Ellara] is it true to be a palidin u have to pray to statue 2x a day??? coz Leah says so in her info! ???

21:55 [***] can anyone fight with me but lose?
21:55 [***] plzzzzzzzzzz
21:57 [Arachnophobia] to [***] it is not allowed to stage a fight  
22:01 [***] to [Arachnophobia] but i need exp and money

:grust:

xx:xx [Ispum] :rupor: novices who needs help? :rupor:

xx:xx [...] if ispum wont shut up he will need curer's help

:pal:

20:15 [] to [Advisor] Tell me about yourself)

the greatest disscussion that i had is posted here: http://newcapital.combats.com/forum.pl?id=1098704533&n=other

> NERD

Which violates the Do not post the nicknames" rule :susel: