Common > jokes we hear :) 

;) :laugh:

from Russian BK:

[player] to [paladin] when the arriving of new things in shop wiil be?
[paladin] to [player] i don't know.
[player] to [paladin] and will it be?
[paladin] to [player] yes
[player] to [paladin] and when?

from this fc:
[***] to [Superfighter] I look in your info, it's real korka.

:laugh:

btw, my info:
Name: Artemida Vyachislavovich (name and fathername).

and:
paladinam: many people are playng from this IP, do not blok, 'cos it's my 10s character, danke! (read the 1st word).

[] private [veyo] I hate these red numbers :-)

http://newcapital.combats.com/forum.pl?id=1119012222&n=index

its the best joke i ever seen :)

11:28 [***] private [MR_WEB] PLEASE GIVE ME 1 KR REMOVE MY HELMET AND BOTS CRITICAL HIT

Hmm... Looks like he wanted to sell his helmet to you for 1 cr and then to pay that cr to a bot so that Advisor would inflict a critical hit on him...

16:52 [***] to [***] go battle when my hp is fool okey?

I think it is a bit tight having a laugh at people that don't speak english properly

> MR_WEB

it's real funny, when I ask them "why don't you register in russian FC" and they answer "I already have character there, but I won't tell you his nick"

> > MR_WEB
>
> it's real funny, when I ask them "why don't you register
> in russian FC" and they answer "I already have character
> there, but I won't tell you his nick"


LOL)))) Mult confession)

[] How can I become a neutral Paladin of Chaos?

23:20 [Commentator] I'm no sadist, but I enjoy this...
23:22 [***] to [Commentator] you have killed 2769 people and you are saying that you are not sadist?

LOL That was me... :laugh:

04:58 [xxx] to [xxx] am i talking in private?

09:12 [] to [Black_Obelisk] r u a paladin?
09:12 [Black_Obelisk] to [] yep
09:13 [] to [Black_Obelisk] the advisor said you were i was just making sure lol

14:04 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
14:04 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
14:04 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
14:05 [Ellara] to [xxx]don't flood plz
14:05 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
14:05 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
14:05 [xxx] to [Advisor] THANKS
06.07.05 14:05  Paladin "Ellara" has put the silence spell on "xxx" for 15 minutes
14:22 [xxx] to [Advisor] Someone just did somthing to stop me from talking for no reason

16:30 [] to [Advisor] hello advisor how do u know my name

17:53 [zzz] to [xxx] wen i was playing u i had my eyes closed and still won so ha
hes so good he can play with his eyes shut :P

13:19 [] orange cross=paladin,blue cross =what?
13:20 [] ahhhh cross color shows gender right?