Common > Commentator is silenced... 

...Because he has NOTHING TO SAY!!!!
Damn, you must help the poor guy!
His life is awful seeing all these bloody fights...dead boodies around...seeing newbies bitten by vampires...and so on....and on.... and on...

He has lost his ability to joke...all we hear are his similar words for every event :(

BRING COMMENTATOR BACK TO LIFE!!!

You!! And only YOU can do it!!!

Now you have an unbelievable chance to see your words comin' from his mouth :)

All you need to do is to find better comments for such events as :
- Silence spell
- Death Spell
- Depersonalisation
- Chaos
- Manuevers used
- Vampire bites

COME ON!!! DON'T SLEEP!!!!!
You can take part in the history of this city! Don't miss the chance!!!

Except that THE BEST PHRASES will be said by Commentator... you have the chance to recieve a gorgeous present ]:->
Our noble Supreme went to Ru undegrounds ...fought with monsters and bots to get this...Preciousssss...ring

http://capitalcity.combats.ru/encicl/ENG/object/ring66.html

And here is the first suggestion

For Death spell

"What happened? Did the man in a White_Coat take him away?"

first ideas for death spell:

better dead than sorry
He shouldn`t used that green pill
looking at grass is fine,but also from under it?
I know a cheap appartment for rent
may I have his tv set?
Thats why you stop at the red sign
and he couldn`t fly...

Silence spell:
1. All i hear is silence.
2. And you were saying?
3. Peace and quiet...
4. Talk is cheap!

Death spell:
1. God! Dont bless him, please!
2. He khew too much...
3. I'll see you in hell, pal.
4. Mess with the best, you die like the rest.
5. I hope his ghost wont hunt us!
6. Game Over.
7. What a waste of life..

Vampire bites:
1. Ouch! That had to hurt!
2. Ahhhh! Run for your life!!!
3. Oh My Goodness!!
4. This dosent look good at all...
5. Mmmm... Mammie!!

some more:

never fondle a hungry lion
if you see the 2 lights coming,its too late
gurgle with glass is not good for your health
we will miss him ! what was his name again?
I told him flipper was no shark

1)Silence spell:Talking-silver, silence-gold!
*It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood.
*Did you swollow your tongue?
*Are you a mime?

2)Death spell:Your train has gone.
*Did you die like a hero? Nope you didn't!
*My condolences...

*
3) Depersonalisation:Looks like he lost his passport...
4) Chaos: Man down of his luck...
*Now you'll know how to steal cookies from grandma...
*Luckily for you-you're not in jail!
*Trying to eat more than you can?
* i thought i saw you picture in police ddepartment...
*A beautiful idea has a much greater chance of being a correct idea than an ugly one.
*Man is not a creature of circumstances. Circumstances are creatures of men.
5)Maneuver used: Are you cutting the air?
*I could do better with my stick...
*Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway.
*Need healing?

Aurax

Maneuver used:
Think you're strong? Then fight against creator...
Are you a bot or what?
:str:Cats scratches...
Are you a mutant or what?

(:     an idea is :shuffle:
He deserved it!!!  - silence
He`s gone now... - death spell
If that`s what you really want... - chaos
Now nobody knows who you are now :)!!!  -  depersonalization

some more death spells:

never fondle a hungry lion
if you see the 2 lights coming,its too late
gurgle with glass is not good for your health
we will miss him ! what was his name again?
I told him flipper was no shark

Silence spell:
Shhh...
And what did you suspect?
No more "shalalala" from your mouth...
At least you didnt have to lose your teeth!

Vamoires bites:
You bite the wrong place...
You'd better sharp your teeth!

Deathspell
:trup:
Got it?
we'll not miss you...

some more death spells:

He tries the record for the longest time without breathing
lucky him,he will know if Elvis is alive now.
playing with a hang glider in a storm made him glow
his wife and my kids will be unlucky :(
At least he had fun...

More vampire bites:
What was that supposed to be?
Silence spell:
Pray!
Go to the dentist maybe he can help you...
Death spell: Thought it was funny?

chaos:

who can read has a clear advantage
wellcome to the biggest mass ally
hes happy,not everybody has his picture in front of his name
may lord of chaos be with you o brother
and that was just the beginning
rule nr 1 : don`t break the rules
free arts in room of healer now
is that a skull or your ex girlfriend?

Death spell: Avoiding conflicts?
Search for more lower prices...
Done! Next!
Return home stranger!
Blame Canada...
Silence spell: Are you going to join silent department?
You had too big mouth...

Chaos:
Hope that this's major case...
you didn't have money ayway...
What about a flower?
Silence spell: Bla, bla bla...

death:

Dead Cann't dancing ))

Vampire bites
Call a doctor this is emergancy!
Next time buy a garlic...

Death spell: Mage scrolls cant help u here.
Chaos:Never, I repeat never try to steal when you're drunk...
Vampire bites: Ouch did you use sharpen of teeths +5?
Silence spell: Silence can hurt more than swords...