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This story is written by texedo II
All cred to him for posting this awesome stuff at our forum as his level makes it impossible to post it here himself, enough said - enjoy the story :)))

Texedo II lived in a town the wash ruled by Dark and Light with some litle guilds.
One of that guild wash The Order of Balance.
Dark people hated The Order of Balance and attacked alwase the founders of them.
Light treid to help them but most of al Dark won.
One day had The Order of Balance had an idea: try to get new people on guild.
1000 Of people wanted to get in but they had only place for 5 the 5 where: texedo II, bgilili, chickenman, mistertwister and lazysea.
They had try-outs and only 2 made it: texedo II and chickenman.
They had to fight against eatch-other. Before the fight started Pennzoil came to me and said: attack first on head and defense
head, leg and chest.
He was right texedo II made a 4 hitter and even after that he made a 3 hitter.
He won the competion: and made it to The Order of Balance.
Pennzoil wash glad that he wash in because he liked him from the begin
The other people from The Order of Balance liked him to.
The party started and the where all drunk most of all madbaw.
But the fun wash for short, Dark attacked and olmost evrybady died except: Pennzoil and texedo II.
The fought for there lifes and the did it succes-ful the beated the master: Dustman.
Dark had only still Wolfraider with 200 hp.
Pennzoil mad a hit from -199 and died.Texedo II had to take 1 hit.
But Wolfraider had a nice maneuver a -200 maneuver . Texedo II had only 10 hp and the last turn wash coming.
Texedo II mad a hit from -17 and won. Wolfraider shamed himself and walked away texedo II said nice fight but
Wolfraider said: Get lost you neutral noob. Pennzoil wash mad. Mad i tell you he attack from behind but vlasya
saw it and killed Pennzoil. Texedo II had to cry very loud and wash pist. He made a curse on them that they
will get attack by all Light Pals.
And Light attacked. Last Kid made a injury on Wolfraider and Vlasya.
Texedo II had walked to Pennzoil and toke him on his shoulder and carryd him to his town. His wife
had to cry and blamed texedo II.
Texedo II explained the story but she didn`t believe it. Madbaw wash comed and told the story just liked texedo II
did and she believe. She made me a Neutral-Warroir with great powers. I cured Pennzoil and he was happy
to be home he said: Thank you Texedo II i will never forget it. The shaked hands and texedo II walked away.
Wen he wash at his house he told the whole story to his girlfriend and they maked love.))))

holy shit...i must have been drunk...i cannot remember a thing=))

"he told the whole story to his girlfriend and they maked love."

wow! happy ending. :)

:laugh: WASH =))

=)

Last 2 days,so add your storys ladies and gentlemen :)

And the winners are:

1. Pennzoil
2nd and 3rd is a draw, so we declare both to second winners and they can share the glory and honour :)

Gratz to all 3 and of course to toxic girl for a fair judgement.

Cr will be transferd to Pennz.
And toxedo...you will get it anytime you are away from collecting teeth :P

P.S. Its sad that noone else in NC is interested in Roleplay and this shows that any activitys in that direction would be useless.I always thought our city is small but at least we are creative :) Guess I was wrong :(

hmmm... sad to see that i won with that story.
I know we got way better story tellers here... just a shame they dont show it ^^

i have a story about this bald man who kept going to this bar, he always came out the bar with a soar ass and no money... dunno wat ever happened to that man... i think he ran away to germany somewhere :S

> point dexter jr
What your dad does aint none of our business...