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F.A.O. Enlightened

Sir...

This topic has been difficult for me to write but there is no point in biting bullets
or beating around the bush.)
So I'll just get on with it and you can give me a hiding later...maybe)

The day that that Stork passed over your house and presented you with
a Daughter by the name of Milady Winter must have gladdened your heart.
(don't rush Crash,choose your words carefully,this is his daughter we're
talking about..damn this ain't easy) You've raised her well and your right...
She is a precious jewel and far too modest to know it....
(Oh for God's sake Crash!!!! and everyone else who's reading this "get on
with it")
Sir! I've fallen for her and with these words I ask for your consent to me her
hand in marriage.

                                      Yours faithfully

                                        Mac Crash

P.S. Horns!!! and you might find yourself with a "runaway" Daughter)))

))) Mac Crash 4 Milady Winter )))

The Lady and the Tramp
Her hair,glimmering,shimmering in the sun
"Chocolate" this time,trying to get it to rhyme)
changing an ordinary day into an extra-ordinary one
chasing my blues away faster than the finest "Malt's"
speeding me closer to a place called Heaven.

                          *****

Words softly spoken,reach me,full of understanding
awakening my distant hearts detached emotions
my sweet little "chatterbox",don't drop or let me go
carry my soul through life's battle,despatching my demons
bolster my courage,Have I told you that I love you so?

                           *****

Men may fall and men may die,to you I'll never lie
Battered Knight,downtown guy or tramp? =) I'm all of those
the earth they'd give to be with you...But I'm the lucky one)
Aye! smitten it's called,I guess it shows...
I'd walk 500 miles to hold you close.

                         
(then I'd buy a new pair of shoes and...)

             
Milady- That poem (and I know I'm a lousy poet)
was meant to be about you not me :smile:
And it is...."All about You."

I think you know the answer...
YES! I`ll give you not my hand only, but my heart as well too.. :lady:
:hug: :hug: :hug:

:super:

=))

:ponder:

:friday:

:super:

lol

=))).. i like it crash..lol

what a numpty>>>lmao

lmao :lol: but sweet :P =)))

nice
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Allright young man :)

You have proven that u have some talents, hidden deep iside your soul, and your Love is strong enough to reveal them. I hope you 'll remember this little test for all your life, coz it was about nothing else, but how Love can brong up the best in a man.

You have my consent to marry my daughter, Milady Winter.

Take care of her, she's a jewel, we both know it.
and P.S. I'll keep an eye on you ;)

and my answer is ... is... is...YES :hug:

;-) :hug: tomato)

SWEEEEEEEEEEEET !!! congratulations!!!

Congratulations Mac and Milady

:D grats =)

bring on the stag night crash..lol... i'll get the strippers..lol:lick:

I'll get the beer/vodka and martini for myself ))