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On a stormy night in a quiet village in the middle of nowhere a boy was born. There was nothing strange with the boy, he were a normal human baby only with a odd fate waiting for him. He was destinied to become a mighty warrior, he would leads armies of million men through the whole planetary system on a fearsome crusade. But the boy knew nothing of what was yet to come ...

It all started on a sunny day in the forest om golmorog. They boy had heard tales about the forest, of what strange and powerful powers existed. But the boy did not believe in magic, so he went into the cursing wood to get some medicinal herbs for his sick family. The boy ventured into the forest and somehow ended up in the very depths of the forest. The boy heard a voice, The voice said "Thou shalt not enter the cursed woods of thy want too have a long, happy life. The boy laughed at the voice and said out loud: "I do not believe in fairy-tale! It is just something old people came up with to protect their children from the "dangerous" forests! Thou cannot trick me tree dweller!" and so the boy proceeded, ignoring the warning voices. After a long walk the boy discovered an hollowed old tree from where a strange green light glowed. The boy, ignoring the voice of earlier, took big steps in the direction of the light. The boy reached the hollowed tree and saw the herb he sought so badly. As the boy Was about too pick up the herb a voice was heard. Seconds later they boy were showered in a green light and felt his eyes getting heavier. The boy was heard of no more.

It was a bright day on the planet Argonul, or in human tongue "The giant potato". The warlord Matramas, Or Furious potato on a earthly language, and his tired army were back from their last great war. They was on their to enslave the earth, but they were not prepared for resistance at the planet Gragnlorf. Apparently the humukas, a strange creature very similar to tomatos, had built up a HQ at the newly conquered planet Gragnlorf. Humukas had the same the same goals as the Gulan. They wanted to conquer the earth and enslave the population. In case you did not get it Gulans is the potato creatures. But since they were both savage races it did not even come to their mind to form a alliance and together rule the earth. The Gulans won the battle but had unexpectedly high losses, so they could not procces with their goals. As Matramatas arrived he immediately got called to the emperors office. The emperor had a very special assignment for Matramats, he was to travel to the disgusting world of the humans and gain some intel for the soon to come great invasion. As he was about too take his leave the emperor silently put a spell at Matramatas which stripped him from his powers and memories. The only thing he was allowed to remeber was the great battle from the last day. This was a necessary move because he still needed a deep-inside memory which would help trigger Matramatas true powers once he returned. He also got too keep the memory of his name.

Matramatas arrived as a noob in a strange castle of warriors where he would gain his earthly powers. the same day he increased in powers and was to take on stronger opponents. After a lot of bloodshed and sweat he gained even more powers. Now he was capable of choosing a side and take on many opponents at once. Matramas was smart enough too choose a side to give his fellow trainees an illusion of that he is their friend. As the day went by Matramatas gained even more powers. After even more days Matramatas rapidly increased his powers and also learned some smart moves which would help him in battles. The weeks went by and Matramats gained more powers. He also found his soul-mate in time. His soul-mate had some impressive and he decided to train him as his own little killing machine. Matramatas is still developing new skills and tactics and without hus own consent slowly gaining earthly intel.

What will destiny have in store for Matramatas? Will he do something grand and be written about in story books? In time we will see ... In time.