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You got any stories of stuff you did or stuff that happend to you while you were drunk, anything funny or interesting? Post it here. It might be a story of a funny way to talk to a chick or a long and hard trip home.

It doesn't have to be FC connected.

Well the first time i got drunk i was 16, and i was in Scotland for a Rugby Tour. in scotland, they are not as strict about drinking as they are in the US. I was at my host's house and he decided to throw a party after a dance we all went to (i think it was called a caylee or something like that.) All of the americans where looking to get drunk, and that includes me (of course), and so i start of with 2 beers, then i down about 10 ounces of bayles, and about 4 glasses of wine. This was alot for my illegal body to handle, and the other kids could tell. i had a difficult time walking down the stairs, and ended up face first in this hot girls chest! (later out i learned that she was 13!! EEK) We played games like 'who can catch a bouncy ball' and 'i bet you can't jump that!' of course i wasn't able to excell at any of the games. that night there was a bed set out for me on the host family's floor, and i had the most difficult time getting into that bed. i must of spent atleast 10 minuets trying to get in the bed and stay there without rolling to the ground. all the while my buddy (Dustin) was also drunk and he was tring to get a Bl*w J*b from this girl. (she was the 13 year old's friend, who was also 13, and our host's little sister) he told me the next morning, that after about and hour of letting her at it that he said that she 'wasn't good enough' to do it, and that she should go to bed. (more like he was to drunk!!)

That my friends is my crazt drunk story. :P

hahaha awesome... Well... I've started drinking when i was 13 lol...

My story would be...

In Klaipeda (The town i'm from) we have a festival at summer called the Sea Festival, it lasts for 3 days. And we were partying and everything (i was about 16 then) and at the last day my mate lost our money (damn fool) but said that we can make a 4th day at his place. So next morning we went to his place, settled up in the balcony (he had a table and chairs there) and then he bringed 2 Litres of Germany Vodka)) (I wasn't drinking much at the time) so we started drinking at like around 11 AM lol, it was just the two of us, so it was quite hard to drink the whole bottle, but after we finished it, i ofcourse started cleaning the neighbours from downstairs, windows with my vomit, and fell to sleep, i don't really remember but my mate told me i offered one chick to date me also decided to work as an astronaut and decided to move to russia lol, i woke up to vomit a few times, then i saw my mate taking of the belt of the chick i suggested to date me, but i was too drunk to stay awake, so i dropped dead again. I woke up maybe 5 times, and then dropped dead again. Finally at around 6 PM i woke up and went outside... Damn... This was one of the hardest drinking times ever for me. But it all ended up good. Since then not a drop of vomit left my mouth, learned to feel the limit and now when partying i might sometimes take my mobile phone and go walk around the neighbourhood or roads (depends where i drink) just to sober up a bit and continue drinking lol.

Nice story

The first time i ever got drunk was when i was 12 =). It was New Years (in New York) and i was with my dad and mom. We were in this Russian resteraunt so they realy didn't care if i had a few glasses of beer. So before i went to the restaruant, i was a t my friends house and he opened up a bottle of vodka ( or something else i forgot already). We both had some, so by the time i was in the resteraunt i was dizzy but i didn't tell anyone. My dad offered me a drink and i said sure. I drank and some of it spilled on my shirt befor ei knew it i was talking to the bottle =). :beer: is magical.

Lol, never heard anyone talking to a bottle hahaha

My mate never gets home when he's drunk
or goes home for a very long time.

Once he was partying at his neighbour's appartment in the 2nd floor (he lives on 5th one) and it took him about 2 hours to climb up to his appartment.

Also once it took him 1.5 hours to open one door. He came home, opened the corridor door, and just decided to rest for a while and ended up sleeping lol

lol your friend has a wild time near the door and i was locked out of my house once so it took me 10 hours of waiting outside my door with my cat meowing untill the door was unlocked =)

Ah... good times :D

Ye

One time a lad called Dean Clark, it was world cup 1998, at a mates house, everyone drunk, he put on the mates' dad's coat who's house it was and fell asleep in the middle of the back garden. For about 4 hours till it rained. :)

i like tea more then beer though