About anything > funnnnnyyyyy 

A hobo walks up to a man and says "Hey! man you got some money?!"

And the men replys "Yes i do thanks for remindng me now i feel so much better"

A hobo walks up to a man and says "Hey man you go some money?"
The guy replys "Nope sorry"
the hobo yells "Hey! man you don't no what its like to be broke!"
the guy goes "Yeah i do it why i have a JOB!"

[Commentator] It won't hurt as much the second time.
**** to [Commentator] lol sound like we gonna get rapped from behind

-Do you have perfume with PC`s scent?
-???
-I just want to have some attention from my husband

Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids. He said, ‘For the last time, I haven’t got your football.’