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:it's closing time again: =( ♪♪♪

Oh it's closing time again,you'll have to leave us.
for you have got that far away look in your eye ;-)
we have to hose the Lavy (W.C) down and clean the tumblers,(Glasses)
and wipe the stoor (Dust) off tomorrow's Pies...

Oh you should see the way they come in here at opening...
it's a wonder they're allowed out on their own ;-)
stone cold sober they walk in like Mickey Rooney...
three pints later they barge out like big John Wayne...

(Chorus) Oh it's closing time again =(

anyone watch the rugby? france (the home team) lost against argentina.

Yeah i watched it man, France did lots of mistakes. And Argentina just seen there everymove.

playing poker a few days ago. got to the final table (out of 98) about 2nd highest stack. first hand i went big with TT and lost out to a pair of jacks; packet pairs, unless there the damn AA there a dangerous bet. so, sat back and let the blinds and the other players knock each other to bits until the blinds and antes began to bite. won a massive hand with a pair of queens of all things, leaving the table down to three.

KJ came out, big blind bet BIG, so i went in thinking his representing the Ace. flop comes out: A Q 8. Im thinking, 'straight, run, run, run' but he bets BIG, again! by now im probably into double figures of drink's from the waitresses as the tournaments been going for 6 hours. i sit, play with my chips and fold.. knowing his bluffed me by representing the A. but im still in it, it was a big loss so when the next hand comes out A7 suited i go all in. chip leader calls with 9 10 thinking im frogging the play.
flop: 4 A 9
turn: 6
river: 10 (T)

its a cruel game. won 320 pound though;

> MCDOOM

I was sitting in a large tournament (2000+) played tight and safe, just playing to get in the money. when there was 130 people left i had marks worth a small fortune, placed 3rd. Two hands later i was out.

Hand one:
A K suited
flop: A K Q (my opponent goes all in) he has T T
turn: 2
river: J

Hand two: (i was on a tilt by now)
8 8 (i go all in, the same dude who took my cash in the last hand calls, showing K 9)
flop: 8 A 10
turn: Q
river: J

Now what you think of that? i ended on 120th place and in the money but that aint suppose to happen.

Hand one:
A K suited
flop: A K Q (my opponent goes all in) he has T T
turn: 2
river: J

Nasty. Playing the runner, but given the circumstances i might of went for that too. You were unlucky though.

Hand two: (i was on a tilt by now)
8 8 (i go all in, the same dude who took my cash in the last hand calls, showing K 9)
flop: 8 A 10
turn: Q
river: J

Now what you think of that? i ended on 120th place and in the money but that aint suppose to happen.

You just unlucky with the runners. You made the right calls by what i see.

I've got a buzz for it atm.

All time high (so far) 76 / 2246

when you were going on about the tilt, ive been on it big time............................................................... =?)

shit train time

Heard this one from Badmoon in case there's any complaints
from the R.S.P.C.A.

A man is walking down the street and he sees a boy riding a wagon. The boy has his dog with him pulling the wagon by a rope attached to the dogs manhood (So to speak)

The man says "You know if you tied it around his neck, it would go faster." The boy replies, "I know but then I wouldn't get the cool siren."

(still laughing) ;-)

here we are =)
hey juuuuuuuuuuuude...  today is beatles day..
love love me do, you know i love you, so please love me doo
yesterday i let it bee and i wanna hold ur hand, i wanna hold ur hand..
ok!