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here is a topic for them who have humor.
write the best joke u have ever heard, that can be any joke.
but i shall not be insulting agaisnt a other player.

GOOD LUCK//soul_killer

sorry, spelling mistake.
but it shall not*

noone got homuor:rotate:?

there was once a man that asked, ''wanna have some food''
and the boy answered,  ''why''
the man said ''cuase i wanna have food''
and the boy said ''mee to''
and the man said ''ok ou bring the food'':laugh:

    (21.10.10 00:56)  

A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

    (21.10.10 00:59)  

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, Ill explain the toy, you explain the kids..

    (21.10.10 01:00)  

A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, What are you doing ?
His dad replies, Making you a brother or sister!
Boy say, Do her d*ggy style I want a puppy.

    (21.10.10 01:02)  

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but dont let him do that.

She continued, He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but dont let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but dont let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but dont let him do that. It will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, Grandmother, I didnt let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family.

    (21.10.10 01:04)  

A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.
Somehow the professor heard about the plan.
In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: In Sweden a pr*stitute makes $2000 per night.
All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesnt take off until the day after tomorrow.

    (21.10.10 01:11)  

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don"t know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
"Go get your Mother."