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Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26 th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only I was the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I', not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity. What balls you have leaving me a freaking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the hell were you thinking, you fatty, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole freaking year to come out with some crap like this under the tree. As if you hadn't had me enough, you gave that little quiff across the street so many toys that he can't even walk into his house. Don't let me see you trying to fit your big butt down my chimney next year. I will screw you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the freaking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that freaking bike. SCREW YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT SUCKER.

Sincerely,

Little Johnny

Comment: Some of the words were changed - you can still get the meaning...

:laugh: +5

yes, i believe its true.
Comeon Santa .!!!! READ the article and firgure out what the hell you mean to us.

:(

:))) Ded Moroz is better ;P Santa is badd :)

lol lets go track down santa n give him beats :pif:

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dont think anything we wished for came true... :(

:laugh:^.^ FAT SUCKER ^.^

what is santa anyhow???

>sir hellhunter

You don't know what santa is???

thank u santa .. better late then never :)) :ponder:

=))

one whole year later... we're on the same track!

Omg... My old char here =)))

LOL :)

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