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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6 will no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but uninstall doesn't seem to work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is not
possible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 without very
serious consequences. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual, under Warnings - Alimony/Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep
3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

(c) not me

:D

-Call me an ambulance!
-You're an ambulance.

Nice :)

=)

> Go Mad for Bananas

:ponder:

This was really great! A++

> Snow Panther

Thanks)

U can do everything even installing Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3... u know why??
- if u got system recovery cd u can download anything... coz u can "start a new life" and use your system recovery cd ( usually shipped with your system) ))

I've heard there's also a pretty good virus wandering around the web called: wife32/ManisDaBoss.EQ which automatically updates several core applications like Clean and Sweep 3.0 to Clean and Sweep 3.5 Sparkling Clean Edition and Cook It 1.5 to Cook It 1.5 SP1 patching alcohol allowance to unlimited. It also takes control of Income Spending 1.0 and crashes overall operating system appearance leaving it barely naked.

Stay tuned! :wink:

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